Home for the Summer
So we come around to the end of another year in school and I am looking out at my students and I am asking myself the same questions I have this time every year, especially for those “moving on” or who I will not be teaching the next year.
- Do each of these students know how much I love them? How? What have I said or done to relate that decision I made to love them even before any of them (these days) were born?
- Have I given each of these students hope? I am a tough and demanding teacher. Do they sense that even if they barely squeaked by or made even a failing grade, that in Christ there is hope? Have I strengthened or weakened their faith?
- What single trait in each student has been most encouraging to me?
- The Great Inquisitor – for the student who regularly teaches me the most with their questions
- Rhetoric Cop – catches the teacher using poor grammar or communication skills
- Who Needs Spell Check – for the student who most consistently spells well on anything other than a spelling test.
- Extreme North of the Compass – for the student who actually can find the country we are discussing on the map regularly
- Calvin Inclined – for that student who takes great delight in giving the teacher fashion and wardrobe input
- Einstein Ability of Relativity – to that student who can bring any subject in the world or especially our current lesson and make it apply in some way to their favorite subject. Ex: “Mr. Elliott, did you know that the Dallas Cowboy’s were using the 14th amendment to the Constitution when they signed Terrell Davis to their team?”
- An Award About Nothing – to the young Seinfeld who always seems able to fill out our class with pithy observations about nothing in life. The Minion of Minutia might be a better title.
- Johnny on the Clock – to the student who every day tells you its time for class to end
- Sick Elephant Award – for the student best able to bring up some favorite topic of the teachers every day so as to get us to Johnny on the Clock that much faster. In my class, this would the student who finds a way to reference U2 everyday.
1 Comments:
Steve,
This is the most endearing thing I've ever read by you. It speaks to me as a parent of a student in your school as it demonstrates your heart for teaching. I hope that you have shared this with your faculty or that you'll consider reiterating your three initial points to our school parents.
Your lists of "student awards" are amusing, very witty. LOL.
By Anonymous, at 7/10/2006 06:48:00 AM
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